December 2010
37 posts
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My life is bird shit & clothes.
With some Snapple and Cz thrown in.
Lots of snapple.
Lots of. snapple.
LOTS. OF. SNAPPLE.
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Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth.
In this weird twisted way, i know you miss me liking you, not because i want to...
Welp.
Wish me luck. Let’s hope this date turns out better than the last.
FML
I can’t eat, and I can’t sleep. What else could possibly go wrong with me? I mean really.
When you're home alone and you can do whatever the...
well...
I guess I don’t to sleep. That’s fine sleep is for the weak. Just like food. I have been rather weak the past couple of days so I shall use this extra time to work it all off. Back on track.
Ha.
We’ll see how much you like it when I’m sitting on your fucking couch waiting for you to get home. Punk Bitch.
FUCK. YOU.
I fucking love when my best friends roommate who doesn’t even know me and likes to talk shit on me just dips out and pushes all her problem off on us. Which by default because I am the one with a car makes it all my problem. Well honey Fuck you. I’m not cleaning up your messes and taking care if your shit. You’re the one that told him to move in and then left. How will you feel...
ID. Triple A card. Health insurance card. Money.
inariraith:
I’m ready.
You will never be ready for the dancing, partying whirlwind that is myself.
Let the record show
that I am not a tween. I don’t know where you got this idea about me but bitch you don’t know my life. So get my name outtcha mouth.
<3 Me.
Basically if we can't out run the cops after, out...
inariraith:
Sensei is proud of you, grasshopper. <3
That’s how I roll.
WIDE. SET. VAGINAS.
inariraith:
You are welcome Stephanie.
Kuck.
Dearest Cz...
inariraith:
cutietothemax58:
I would just like to say that your recent interest in Pocahontas is flattering. That is all.
P.S. I can paint with all the colors of the Fucking wind. <3
Pics or it didn’t happen :l
Your mom didn’t happen. =] You are so lucky I don’t have photoshop anymore cause that shit would have been great!
Dearest Cz...
I would just like to say that your recent interest in Pocahontas is flattering. That is all.
P.S. I can paint with all the colors of the Fucking wind. <3
Fact:
I will never be a Victoria secret model. Thanks a shit ton tattoos. Crushin’ my hopes and dreams.
FUCK!
That is about the only word to describe my current state in life. PissMonkeys.
FUCK.
Yep, that’s about how i feel. No other words can compare.