Pocahontasonlybitchier

jennyfromthesock:

“i found your tumblr”

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yabitter:

i googled “macbook air charger not working” and the results literally said “sit on it and warm it up” i can’t fucking believe this bullshit. it is the year of our lord 2013 and i am sitting on my mac charger like a mother bird trying to hatch an egg.

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via tastefullyoffensive)